JONATHAN NELSON, the "FAMED CASH-SQUATCH OF FEASTERVILLE" was IDENTIFIED AND HIS WHEREABOUTS ARE UNKNOWN - Call the Lower Southampton Police at 215.357.1235 or submit a tip if you have any information.
WRAPPED ROBBER RAIDS RETAIL STORE - The Sunoco station was the scene of a bizarre robbery involving a person camouflaged in white trash bags that appears to enjoy smoking. In the early morning hours today, a suspect wrapped in vanilla-scented garbage bags, forced a clerk into the restroom demanding cigarettes and cash. Officials reported that the robber exited the store and was last seen running east on Street Road toward Philmont Avenue. The suspect is described as 5'8"- 5'9" tall, large build, wearing black glasses, a gray face mask, and gray gloves. He was also wearing an olive green winter coat in addition to trash bags over his shoes. If you know someone that appears to love smoking Newport cigarettes and all of a sudden seems to have an endless supply and smells really good, give us a call.