WHERE IS THIS FEASTER-VILLAIN? Authorities are currently searching for the man identified as 1/3 of the beer and jerky bandits from last month's theft at the ACME in Feasterville. Investigations and tips led to the identification of MICHAEL ERIC GLEATON as one of the actors sought in this crime. MICHAEL ERIC GLEATON has no fixed address, so he could be anywhere. If you see a person wearing a red jacket like the one in the picture, riding a bike, and possibly eating beef jerky, call the Lower Southampton Police at 215.357.1234 or submit a tip.